We've survived the first week of the hiatus and although Supernatural doesn't technically qualify for this category, I've decided that for this week's blog (s), I'm going to post an extensive list (some of my favorites from each show) of funny moments and links to a few funny videos of TVD, Supernatural, and The Secret Circle. (I in no way own rights to any of the dialogue, characters, or videos that are about to be mentioned or shown. They are the property of the CW tv network, Alloy Entertainment, and it's affiliates). Enjoy!!
The Vampire Diaries
1. Season 2, Ep. Masquerade--
Caroline: Can't we just give her the moonstone so she'll leave?
Damon: No. Katherine's not getting dick.
2. Season 2, Ep. Masquerade--
Katherine: The three of us together, just like old times. The brother who loved me too much, and the one who never loved me enough.
Damon: And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself.
3. Season 1, Ep. History Repeating--
Damon: I'll adopt the Stefan diet. Only nothing with feathers.
4. Season 1, Ep. Blood Brothers--
Damon: Stefan likes...puppy blood. Little golden retriever puppies, cute floppy ears. That's his favorite.
5. Season 2, Ep. Bad Moon Rising--
Caroline: Why are you looking at him with your Serious Vampire look? It's different from your Worried Vampire look. Neither of which strays too far from your Hey It's Tuesday look.
6. Season 2, Ep. Bad Moon Rising--
Damon: If this Wolf Man thing is true, I’ve seen enough movies to know it’s not good. It means Mason Lockwood is a real-life Lon Chaney and that little Tyler punk may just very well be Lon Chaney, Jr. which means Bela Lugosi, meaning me, is totally screwed.
7. Season 3, Ep. Birthday--
Damon: You should learn to knock. What if I was...indecent? (I don't think that's possible, but... :))
8. Season 3, Ep. End of the Affair--
Damon: It came to me in a dream. I was naked, you would have loved it.
9. Season 3, Ep. Smells Like Teen Spirit--
Caroline: Vampire 101. Don't wear your breakfast to school.
10. Season 3, Ep. Homecoming--
Elena: You could not go.
Stefan: I`m compelled to keep you safe and if I look at your record at high school dances, it`s pretty tragic. Might get yourself murdered by the homecoming queen.
Links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf7kaEqXHLM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRgQuKTKIDo
The Secret Circle
1. Season 1, Ep. Bound--
Cassie: It's like I'm living in a Harry Potter movie. (My favorite!)
Adam: He has a wand.
2. Season 1, Ep. Pilot--
Nick: Hey neighbor, I'm Nick. Also known as the guy in the window.
3. Season 1, Ep. Beneath--
Faye: Doe-eyed, orphan Annie breezes into town acting like she doesn't know the difference between witchcraft and Santa Claus.
4. Season 1, Ep. Heather--
Adam: Got a broom?
Cassie: Sure, I'm a witch.
5. Season 1, Ep. Bound--
Diana: But we'll have more strength as a group, and can use it better!
Faye: For what, world peace? Are we gonna save the turtles?
6. Season 1--
Jake: Ding-dong the witch is dead!
7. Season 1, Ep. Bound--
Faye: Tell her to shove her ritual up her hooha.
Links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3moQbFu_S4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otBjzbnued4&feature=related
Supernatural
**So it was really hard to choose my favorites for this one, because let's face it, there's just so many!
1. Season 1, Ep. Scarecrow--
Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!
2. Season 2, Ep. Heart--
Dean: I'm sorry man, but what about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by night don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass. We haven't seen on since we were kids.
Sam: Okay, Sparky. And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!
3. Season 3, Ep. A Very Supernatural Christmas--
Dean: You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!
Madge: Very good.
4. Season 4, Ep. Yellow Fever--
Sam: How are you feeling by the way?
Dean: Fine.
Bobby: You sure, Dean? 'Cause this line of work can get awful scary.
Dean: I'm fine. What, you wanna go hunting? I'll hunt. I'll kill anything.
Sam: Aww...
Bobby: He's adorable.
5. Season 5, Ep. The Real Ghostbusters--
Fake Dean: If all these people are really in trouble, we gotta do something.
Dean: Why?
Fake Dean: 'Cause that's what Sam and Dean would do.
6. Season 6, Ep. My Heart Will Go On
Balthazar: You have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat who's in love with you? I don't care.
7. Season 7, Ep. Hello Cruel World
Dean. Whoa! Whoa! Sam! This discussion does not require a weapons discharge!
Links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsY4wh4zD3A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsyMtYoSkC0
**Dean gets funky :)
Hope you enjoyed!!!
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